- me: looks at pet sleeping
- pet:
- me:
- pet:
- me:
- pet:
- me:
- pet: breathes
- me: oh thank god i thought you died
dear tony and jack, im waiting for your picture together
(Source: in-side-my-messed-up-head, via cuttingthoughmythoughts)
(Source: darkness-will-haunt-you, via still-here-waiting)
- girl: i'm having vagina surgery
- boyfriend: i know
- girl: i love you
- boyfriend: i love you too
- after surgery she wakes up and only dad is there
- girl: where is my boyfriend
- dad: who do you think gave you the vagina
- girl: what
