April 2013
6 posts
me: looks at pet sleeping
pet:
me:
pet:
me:
pet:
me:
pet: breathes
me: oh thank god i thought you died
March 2013
26 posts
girl: i'm having vagina surgery
boyfriend: i know
girl: i love you
boyfriend: i love you too
after surgery she wakes up and only dad is there
girl: where is my boyfriend
dad: who do you think gave you the vagina
girl: what
Me: Makes a playlist of favourite songs
Me: Skips 90% of them
Ugh
So there’s this person I like. Like I think this person is really attractive and I’m constantly thinking about them. I hate it cause I’ve never had these feelings for ANYONE. And I know it’ll never happen or even if we’ll be friends. But fuck you teenage feelings. I hate you,
mom: wake up
me: *maybe if I pretend i'm dead she'll go away*
February 2013
12 posts
January 2013
5 posts
December 2012
82 posts
